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September 29, 2011

Sign of a Stupid Programmer

if some_boolean_expression:
    return True
    return False

Unlike programmers who can’t program, stupid programmers can and do program. That is the problem.

joined = '%s%s%s%s%s%s' % (

You just wish they were unable to program. Every single time you encounter their code you question yourself. You ask if this is programming, what the f#ck is it I have been doing all this time?

def __unicode__(self):
    return '%s' % self.some_unicode_attribute

I have been reading on stupidity lately. It all started with Onur tweeting this article. Then I have found the following definition of stupidity:

A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.

They’re both good reads. I just wish I was introduced to these concepts earlier. I felt stupid for my ignorance on stupidity.

def some_func(**kwargs):
    param1 = kwargs.get('param1', 'param1_default')
    param2 = kwargs.get('param2', 'param2_default')
    param3 = kwargs.get('param3', 'param3_default')
    param4 = kwargs.get('param4', 'param4_default')
    param5 = kwargs.get('param5', 'param5_default')
    param6 = kwargs.get('param6', 'param6_default')

Watch out for the stupid programmer. He is destructive.

If you have any questions, suggestions or corrections feel free to drop me a line.